Mostly Important Announcement: RANDOMINATOR

Hello,

              

                    I am the person writing this. In an effort to keep the content featured on this wonderland more readily awesome we are adding the Randominator. It shall henceforth turn out comical quips daily. They will cover anything that we choose to. From angry Black Santas to not...black things. There will still be Goliath sized articles, but this feature is meant to cater to our viewers with the inferior attention spans, kidding. These little "Strickindotes" will go betwixt the monolithic comedies.  They will be short. They will be hilarious. They will be daily. Good Day.

                                                                      Sincerely Yours, 

                                                                      The Person Who Wrote This

                                     

Here's a little reward for paying attention this whole time. Scroll down to see Alan Cumming, it's not what you think, or it is exactly what you think. 

   

         

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