Brave: Young ginger proves she has soul.
Alien: Well, at least the cat survives.
The Avengers: All the nerds need new pants.
Water for Elephants: Pattinson, how do you find work?
No Country for Old Men: That one guy? He kills everybody.
Prometheus: Old Man decked by alien, Fassbender.
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter: Honest Abe gets crazy with axe.
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted: Ben Stiller sits back, counts cash.
To Rome With Love: Woody Allen? Rom-com? What a surprise.
Twilight: Girl meets vampire, dies of blandness.
Sherlock Holmes: Downey, muscly, makes sleuthing sexy again.
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