It's that time of the year again. And by "that time of the year" I mean it's mothereffin' Christmas. No explanation needed, because come on. Everyone knows about Christmas, whether you want to or not. It's the overdue pregnancy of holidays: brazenly advertised for weeks before, obnoxious and overhyped when it finally arrives and the only reason you are willing to put up with some family members for a short amount of time.But what if, despite all the cookies and presents and songs (so many damn songs), you have tired of Christmas? Perhaps you even want to subtly work in my title and ruin Christmas? Well, ho ho ho, you've come to the right place, sonny. Because I have just what you're looking for.
