Take a bit of FDR. Not the polio part, just the overall popularity with the American people. Mix with it the rabid bloodthirst of Andrew "Duelmaster" Jackson, sprinkle in the word-inventing of George "Nucular" Bush, and top it all off with the mad accurate shooting skillz of Teddy "Bear" Roosevelt. And put it in a dress. That creature you just created is about half as formidable as Sarah Palin. What follows is a small little ode to the Duchess of Denim, the Baroness of Bad-ass, her Majesty of Mooseland, and one day, the President of America.
Sarah Palin, who I like to call "The Best Person America Has Ever Seen Because She Is So Awesome, Amen" or "Mama Grizzly" for short, has redefined the American politician by mixing in pieces of all different walks of life.
